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Gmail: In Your Words

When I wake up in the morning, my Gmail Notifier notifies me that it loves me and starts my day off right. I usually make some eggs then come to check my mail, which is always chock full of cool stuff cause I'm a cool guy (because I use Gmail). Sometimes my computer decides to throw a gigantic tantrum and hibernate for months at a time. This isn't a problem since I've got about 400 MB of important files on Gmail, which is only a small fraction of the total storage. If I wanted to, I could write the next great novel, convert each paragraph into some monstrously huge file and store them, labeled and sorted, on Gmail. Sure that wouldn't be practical or efficient, but with this much storage it just doesn't matter anymore. Gmail is really important to me. If it shut down or something I'd probably turn into some bitter jerk and sulk, spending the rest of my life sitting in front of the television crying and watching Jeopardy. I'd get every question wrong too, cause you can't play Jeopardy without Gmail. Gmail is such a large part of my life that I have stenciled the logo onto all my clothes and named my two children "Gmail" and "Coloured Labels." They are both incredibly popular in school due to their names.



Jamie Gagno, Student
Ontario, Canada

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